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candycornfuse:

candycornfuse:

thirstiest:

why do people like fall

gravity

NO WAIT I MISUNDERSTOOD

(via my-middle-name-is-awkward)

best-of-funny:

tonystarking:

tonystarking:

IN EURO TODAY MY TEACHER GOT UP ON A CABINET BECAUSE HE WAS BORED AND STUCK HIS HEAD THROUGH THE CEILING AND INTERRUPTED ANOTHER LESSON

I WASN’T KIDDING

X

(via best-of-funny)

purplewhalesofdeath:

*Laminated paper wobbling sound*

(via pizza)

iwantahappyending-staywithme:

pennkoad:

fiyerossong:

themasterslover:

dinopiresayshi:

nunderwater:

I procrastinate so much I’ll probably put off death and never die

the secret to immortality

tumblr users are immortal.i can now imagine the Grim Reaper standing beside me all annoyed and stuff and glancing at his watch all the time and me being all like “just one more reblog”

“Dude, your heart stopped beating like 10 minutes ago, i don’t care about your OTP.”

this fucking site

(via pizza)

armisael:

is motivation real? has anyone actually seen it

(via pizza)

ironpatriotisstupid:

tennants-hair:

yall-mothafuckas-need-misha:

lunamalfoy7:

justasimpleviolin:

youtuberschangedmylife:

llafoutboy:

disgustingcat:

crrocs:

Imagine if your follower count turned into money

I’d still be broke

what if it was your post count

I could finally go to comic con

never gonna be over that are we

nope

never

ever

(via msjadethirlwall)

rneerkat:

rneerkat:

all babies born in the winter are called chilled-ren

APPARENTLY REN MEANS PEOPLE IN MANDARIN CHINESE WHICH MAKES THIS JOKE WORK EVEN BETTER

(via cab-bage)